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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

NEWS FLASH

After being in a relationship with Chris for two years and having been lied to about being second best when it comes to giving head, Chris has finally admitted that I give the best head that he's ever had. He has even disclosed that he's been lying to me about whether or not I give the best head he's ever had for a very long time because he "didn't want me to get a swelled head". Little did he know that just knowing I give him the best head he's ever had makes me want to give him head even more! So, having reclaimed my rightful throne, I can now die happy. Thank you. :)

- Quyen the Reporter

12 Comments:

  • At 8:18 AM , Blogger Yankeebob said...

    I think I've asked you this before but I'm asking again, Do you have a sister? :)

     
  • At 8:36 AM , Blogger peachy said...

    I didn't realize you guys had been together for so long.

    Congrats on your new title.

     
  • At 8:51 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Two sisters, YB! Take your pick ;)

     
  • At 10:25 AM , Blogger Calvin said...

    shouldn't that title be 'Quyen the Head-Reporter'?! crap, where are we headed!! :-))

     
  • At 11:20 AM , Blogger JK said...

    Good for you. That is a lofty goal and finally you have conquered it. Congratulation!!!

     
  • At 9:13 PM , Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

    Damn, do you give lessons?

     
  • At 1:31 AM , Blogger Barbara aka Yooni said...

    work it girl! Don't you just love those ego boost?

     
  • At 9:19 AM , Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

    I'm with CL, where do I sign up for lessons???

     
  • At 9:28 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Now, given the parties involved, I wonder if this was how the conversations played out...

    Reenactment as envisioned by TMAnon
    --Produced by TMAnon
    --Directed by TMAnon
    --Adapted for Blog by TMAnon

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head?

    Chris: I've had better.

    Q: Oh....

    Next time...

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head now?

    Chris: I've had better.

    Q: Oh....

    Every time until one day...

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head now?

    Chris: (...sick...of...this...question...will...weakening...want...sleep...)
    Um...Yes, you're the best at giving head, you have been for a while and I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to have a swolen head. G'night.

    Q: Yes!!! I AM THE GREATEST...I'm #1!! I'm #1!!

    Chris: G'night...

    Q: Chris...

    Chris: Yes?

    Q: Am I the best lay you've ever had?

    Chris: **SIGH**

     
  • At 9:28 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Now, given the parties involved, I wonder if this was how the conversations played out...

    Reenactment as envisioned by TMAnon
    --Produced by TMAnon
    --Directed by TMAnon
    --Adapted for Blog by TMAnon

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head?

    Chris: I've had better.

    Q: Oh....

    Next time...

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head now?

    Chris: I've had better.

    Q: Oh....

    Every time until one day...

    Q: Ain't I the best at giving head now?

    Chris: (...sick...of...this...question...will...weakening...want...sleep...)
    Um...Yes, you're the best at giving head, you have been for a while and I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to have a swolen head. G'night.

    Q: Yes!!! I AM THE GREATEST...I'm #1!! I'm #1!!

    Chris: G'night...

    Q: Chris...

    Chris: Yes?

    Q: Am I the best lay you've ever had?

    Chris: **SIGH**

     
  • At 2:30 PM , Blogger Kis Lee said...

    so did you win a prize or trophy? anything? you should. :)

     
  • At 2:26 PM , Blogger JK said...

    You're hot Q. I miss getting regular head. It was a regular high light of my night for a few monthes. :)

     

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