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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

So Sore: Why you can't live with or without sex

Tonite's Kung Fu class was particularly rigorous. I thought I pulled a muscle or a ligament or something :( We were doing these long sets of various kicks (front, side, roundhouse, back, hurricane, etc) and I pulled my groin muscles, which is to say those weird protruding ligaments that stick out when you open your legs real wide. Anyway, I could barely lift my leg into crane stance after that. Ouch. But I'm okay now. I think I just overextended myself.

Which leads me to my conclusion: I probably wouldn't have been so sore had I been having regular sex. Yes. I think that spreading your legs apart and putting them over your b/f's shoulders is an intregal and necessary prerequisite to practicing Kung Fu. Without such "stretching exercises" (haha pun :P), you get messed up like me when doing kicking sets. :P

Then it goes back to the whole being sore from TOO much sex thing. That is hardly pleasant either. It's like yeah, you're satisfied - all the endorphins are swimming in your brain - life is good... but you still feel like you've been riding a horse all day. :P (Who knows? Maybe some of us luckier girls are! :P) hehehe Anyway, I think a moderate amount of sex is needed to not get sore during Kung Fu class. I'm very excited to find out just how much is enough :P

21 Comments:

  • At 1:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    No offense, but that was the STUPIDEST theory i have ever heard. there's no correlation between sex and pulling muscles in kung fu classes. You pulled a muscle there's a simple explanation. Either you had not properly streched before attempting these kicks or you have not yet developed the flexibility to do them therefore you probably weren't used to them and accidentally went beyond your limits. But to blame this on sex? C'mon, you're an intelligent person you know better than that.

     
  • At 8:18 AM , Blogger The Mighty Anonymous said...

    Um, previous anonymous, I'm thinking maybe you should switch to decaf (and put on some pants) if you'd like to keep fighting crime today.

    First of all, sex is a good way to stretch, it does a number for working out your abdominal muscles (it does for guys anyway, what about the ladies?), not to mention it does really tend to work the area around the hamstrings (and if you haven't had sex for a while, it makes you sore).

    Second, it's not like Q is getting much anyway (except for her pocket rocket and her plug. Oh well, good luck in finding a riding partner Q and have fun in class.

    Muchas
    The Mighty Anonymous

     
  • At 8:46 AM , Blogger The Mighty Anonymous said...

    Oh, and regarding your theory that her theory was STUPID:

    Mr. Madison, what you have just said is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational though. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

     
  • At 9:16 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Good lord... Sarcasm blows over you guys like houses over Kansas, doesn't it? *rolls eyes*

     
  • At 9:20 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Oh, as for the question if girls get a good ab workout during sex? Not for me... it's usually the quads from riding and the calves/hamstrings from trying to keep your balance while standing up and bending over. My legs are burning calories just thinking about it :P

     
  • At 9:25 AM , Blogger grace said...

    yikes, anonymous... some anger issues or something? sheesh.

    damn, q, you get all freaky, eh? :P hehehe.

    oh, and some of us aren't exactly flexible. there is no legs on the shoulders moves... unless i don't want to be able to have sex (or walk up stairs or walk anywhere) for days...

     
  • At 9:37 AM , Blogger The Mighty Anonymous said...

    Wow, you're up early today. Are the stars in alignment or something?

     
  • At 9:47 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Chalk that up to a bad nite's sleep and the fact that I have to teach until 8 tonite :P Currently planning my curriculum for the day...

     
  • At 9:57 AM , Blogger The Mighty Anonymous said...

    Forgot that you were at KFu last night, surprised I didn't see you come home. I was doing late night laundery last night, I was outside smoking enough. Was probably inside changing to dryers when you got in.

     
  • At 10:01 AM , Blogger Yankeebob said...

    I think your theory has a lot of merit. I also think that, to keep from further injuries, you need to have some good sex. Here's hoping you find the right partner soon. Sounds to me like he needs to have a lot of stamina. ;)

     
  • At 10:05 AM , Blogger The Mighty Anonymous said...

    Speaking of stamina, how about that Quyen? You've always said you were more appreciative of a "quick stretch" and early release. You know a good stretch takes more than a few minutes.

     
  • At 10:35 AM , Blogger Rarry said...

    There is no such thing as TOO much sex. It sounds to me like your problem is lack of position variety. To avoid being sore after marathon sex you need to make sure you have sufficiently worked all of you major muscle groups.
    Personally I like to start with a some missionary which is great for the tris and pecks, then move into some doggy style which will hit your lower back and glutes. From there I like to go into some standing military press cunnilingus for the shoulders and tongue, then I finish up with some standing wish bone position for the bis and quads.
    Im not sure how that particualr workout would for a female. But maybe it will give you some ideas :P

     
  • At 10:45 AM , Blogger grace said...

    aw, jeez, lar. i totally didn't need visuals of you having sex... i feel dirty now. eep. (lookit you, pimping yourself out. hehehe)

     
  • At 11:19 AM , Blogger Rarry said...

    My bad Grace... I didnt mean to scar you for life... I was just trying to help

     
  • At 12:49 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Whoa... all that descriptive sex made me horny... bwahahahaha :P

     
  • At 1:58 PM , Blogger Kis Lee said...

    i'd rather have too much sex than too little sex. :) sex in moderation?? naaaahh. let me overindulge and feel sore for the next few days.

    my abs get really sore when i have sex. i've always thought it was a great ab workout.

     
  • At 2:06 PM , Blogger Oddgirl said...

    That's it! I think I am going to have to sign up for Kung Fu classes now. :)

     
  • At 5:51 PM , Blogger grace said...

    i was thinking i needed to get more sex.

    sign up for kung fu classes? pfff. :P

     
  • At 10:38 AM , Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

    Holy Crap! I am a lonely single girl with no sex in sight. And that's all anyone can talk about!! You guys are killing me!!!

    I have been going to the gym on a regular basis to try and get some of that pent-up energy out. It kinda works. But not quite the same.

     
  • At 6:33 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    My post gives a deep bow of appreciation in return. :)

     
  • At 11:09 AM , Blogger Jenn & John said...

    Quyen, I've discovered something right up your alley! I'm taking you to saddle ranch.....they have a mechanical bull!!!!!!! AH Ah ah

     

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