Why Are Penises Getting So Big?!?
I swear! They're HUGE! It's like everyone is sporting 8 inches! Whatever happened to the 6" average? I mean, if there are guys who are 8-10", then where are the 3-4" guys who are balancing this out? Personally, I've never seen a 3" penis, but that's just me.
One of my g/fs is dating this guy who was so big... he ripped her. WTF? And let me tell you, this girl isn't any stranger to big dicks... Her last b/f was 10"! I can't even imagine! So, for this new guy to rip her (let me reiterate, RIP HER), this guy must have been like... what? 14" lol :P I mean, that's not even human anymore, is it?
I think the smallest penis today must be around 3.5-4". Any smaller, and I think we should call it a clit. So, I think the real average penis size has risen to maybe 6.5-7". That's a big gain for such a small evolutionary time frame! :P I swear. The penis is evolving. For what purpose, I don't know. Maybe to take over the Earth? Stock up on food and supplies now. :P
One of my g/fs is dating this guy who was so big... he ripped her. WTF? And let me tell you, this girl isn't any stranger to big dicks... Her last b/f was 10"! I can't even imagine! So, for this new guy to rip her (let me reiterate, RIP HER), this guy must have been like... what? 14" lol :P I mean, that's not even human anymore, is it?
I think the smallest penis today must be around 3.5-4". Any smaller, and I think we should call it a clit. So, I think the real average penis size has risen to maybe 6.5-7". That's a big gain for such a small evolutionary time frame! :P I swear. The penis is evolving. For what purpose, I don't know. Maybe to take over the Earth? Stock up on food and supplies now. :P
posted by Quyen @ 1:17 PM
20 Comments:
At 12:53 PM ,
Anonymous said...
I can just see it, one morning the penis will rise and seceed en masse declaring themselves supreme rulers of the earth.
Shit. Mine already make half of my decisions anyway!
Beware the cyclops rebellion!!!!
At 1:21 PM ,
grace said...
i was with a guy once... his was the size of a baby carrot... I'M NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU! baby carrot.
so yeah... he balances out the guy that i was with once... okay, maybe twice... who was my arm. from my elbow down to my wrist. and just as thick. UGH. okay. i might be exaggerating, but only by a little bit. like an inch for the length. but i'm not kidding about the girth.
i don't like big cocks like that... gross.
and i'm not going to say anything about steve except that he's a very NICE size and makes me come. a LOT.
:P
At 6:32 PM ,
Quyen said...
Grace, you're so tiny! Even if his cock was as big and thick as your arm, that would make him like, what? - 7"? LOL JUST KIDDING hehehe ;)
Ew. Now I'm thinking of Grace with a 7" nub for an arm... I'm so mean. :P
But really... on average, they are more than 6", right? :P
At 7:01 PM ,
grace said...
HEY! so i'm little! anyway, it was at least 9"... and i didn't enjoy it one iota.
and he'd make this fucked up face... not enjoyable. at all. ugh.
At 9:32 PM ,
Kis Lee said...
"the penis is evolving" - LMAO! great line, quyen! yeah, i think the average size is supposed to be 6 inches.
oh, and tell your g/f to use lube to prevent such..ummm rippage(?). i prefer astroglide.
i'll have to say that i prefer the big boys. not monstrously huge but i like the above average size.
At 7:43 AM ,
Anonymous said...
Actually I think the scientific average is a little less than 6". Of course, I'm wondering how they came across that number. Apparently, either the small in size are just happy to get it out in the open air, or the big in size are somehow freakishly shy about their third appendage. Makes you wonder who's doing the research, and how they go about doing it. I imagine it goes something like this....
"Hi we're doing scientific research, can you whip out the schlong for science?"
Come to think of it, it's not a bad pick up line. It would only work on guys though.
At 9:06 AM ,
MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...
Nothing spreads Christmas cheer like a little penis talk!! Hee hee! I am laughing my ass off at you all! Let me just say that after a certain LB, I will never be able to go back to an "average" size man. It's big dick for me or nothing at all!!
At 9:20 AM ,
Calvin said...
"The penis is evolving. For what purpose, I don't know. Maybe to take over the Earth? Stock up on food and supplies now."you must have all heard the jokes right - my penis is so big that ... ? well, this post reminded me of that one.. 'my penis is so big that it declared independence and has its own constitution!'
At 12:04 PM ,
grace said...
tina's got a big ol' butt? hrm... tone loc? that's my guess. i'm probably wrong.
i'm bored. not enough people are posting to keep me from losing my mind.
btw, i like to call the plural of penis, penii.
At 2:00 PM ,
Kis Lee said...
isn't that from Sir Mix-a-lot's "baby got back"? it sounds like it's from part of the chorus. maybe i'm confusing it w/ something else.
At 2:01 PM ,
MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...
And small ones are teeny peenys...
At 2:19 PM ,
grace said...
LE: you might be right...
teeny peenys = bad.
At 3:15 PM ,
Cindy-Lou said...
Ladies, ladies! Now this just isn't proper conversation for.....
Oh who am I kidding. I'm just jealous because I'm not involved in the research.
At 3:25 PM ,
MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...
I know for sure that it is not from Baby Got Back because that is one of my Karaoke songs and I know all the words to that song and those words are not in the song.
I just like to say penis. So, penis!
At 3:27 PM ,
grace said...
the word penis reminds me of venus... and then i start singing that song...
i'm your penis, i'm your fire.. your desire!
At 3:50 PM ,
Caballero Oscuro said...
the mystery big ole butt song is ll cool j from waaay back in '89. you're welcome.
At 4:03 PM ,
grace said...
steve, i knew you would know. dork.
the reason why we didn't know is because we were too young to keep all those songs straight :P
muwahahaha. kidding, kidding, of course. maybe.
At 8:46 PM ,
JK said...
I thought my last post was a little off, until I read yours. Interesting.
At 6:27 PM ,
Jenn & John said...
So, if men think with their dicks most of the time, I wonder what the world would be like if it were switched and women thought with their clits....that could be scary!
At 7:50 PM ,
Munch said...
What a hilarious blog! Poor Friend - I have been bruised before because he was big and was pounding away. I REALLY couldnt walk the next day. Talk about small line between pleasure and pain.
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