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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Something I've been wondering about lately...

Why do men like having sex with their socks on? WTF is that??? I just don't get it... Sometimes, they like wearing their tennis shoes too! I see it on porn all the time... it's either guys with socks or socks AND tennis shoes! What... are they gonna go running afterwards? Maybe it's because they have to run out of the house once the girl's husband comes home. Maybe it's cuz boys can't fucking tie bows... :P You know what I'm talking about... when they just kick off their shoes without untying them? Personally, I like men's feet. I like how they're all veiny and shit... it's so masculine... I feel the same way about men's hands... Meow. :D Somehow, a man with really tiny hands and completely smooth skin on their hands (sans veins) just looks wrong... Oh oh... and you know what I REALLY like? Those really long veins that go up their forearms... Hubba-hubba! ;)

On another note, never buy your prescription drugs from Canadian pharmacies! They have lousy customer service! Grrrrrr... >:(

posted by Quyen @ 2:08 PM  

19 Comments:

  • At 5:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Will the real anonymous please stand up, please stand up?

    Socks are warm. Girls, you have the hair, we have the socks. :P

    Quyen, you sexy genius, how did you unveil my grandest secret? I can't tie bows. Hence, leaving my shoes on, or leaving them tied.

    I don't know about the vein thing. Sure, the media has force-fed women into believing it's masculine, but there are just as many women out there with large feet, wide feet, bony, veiny; you take your pick.

    Of course, I don't mean you guys. I meant other women. ;)

    I wonder what happens when one of those guys with the large veins cuts himself. Does he die from blood loss? Or what if he happens to trip and slam into pavement or a wall? Does he suffer major internal bleeding?

    I'll place my bets on less conspicuous veins. (Even if my gf don't find me sexy :D )

     

  • At 6:30 PM , Blogger grace said...

    my rule always was, if you wanna fuck, take your socks off. that's just not sexy. i hate that.

    i hate feet, but i hate socks on feet while fucking even more.

    mmm. big veins. the better i can get that heroin in my blood stream. :P

     

  • At 6:38 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Holy shit, Grace! I laughed so hard that I spit up on myself! LOL Heroin... haha ...that crazy asian... :P ;)

     

  • At 7:34 PM , Blogger NatBug37 said...

    I think guys in porns keep their socks on because they have ugly ass feet and they're trying to cover it up :)

     

  • At 8:22 PM , Blogger Kis Lee said...

    uh-oh, now i feel ashamed...

    i sometimes have sex w/ socks on, but they're always clean socks! i swear! my feet get cold, ok?

    i hate feet. god, how i hate looking at feet. i remember one ex-bf who liked playing w/ my feet. i hate that! leave my tootsies alone!

     

  • At 9:46 PM , Blogger Oddgirl said...

    Socks? It never occurred to me to look at the feet...

    Not all men wear socks while fucking. If it bothers you I'm sure you could persuade them to take them off. Trust me, you can.:P

     

  • At 10:09 PM , Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

    I hate the socks thing, too! Just do what I do...undress them and make sure the socks come off!

    Also, there is nothing like having your toes sucked...ooooh yeah!

     

  • At 6:01 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I knew it, I just KNEW someone was going to mention toe sucking. Thats disgusting! I dont have sex with socks on though...come to think of it...when WAS the last time I had sex? Shit...

     

  • At 7:22 AM , Blogger grace said...

    i literally gagged when i read that sucking on toes thing.

    i'm not kidding. something was about to come up! thank god i didn't eat anything this morning... ugh!

     

  • At 8:52 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    yeah... ew... My ex used to like sucking on my toes, but I hated it! And then he expected ME to suck on HIS toes! Blegh! *rolls over and dies* (and no... I never DID do it) Blegh! *still shuddering*

     

  • At 9:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The real anonymous would never quote a slim shady song. Never I say! NEVER!!!! Okay, having said that.

    I don't really have much comment on the whole sex w/socks thing. Unless there's no other person is involved, then a good sock is soft and...

    I don't think I could do that shoes and sex thing, that's a little too weird.

    Actually, I think I can understand the whole sock thing. See women get to be on their back, and have the warmth of the bed underneath them, then they got a warm guy poundin away and whathaveyou. The guy though, he's got his back to the chill air, I think socks are necessary so he doesn't catch pneumonia. I don't know how useful it is considering your ass crack is exposed to all of creation (and there are some ass cracks that really shouldn't be exposed to anyone), but it's a good start until the conan the barbarian ass-flap comes back into style.

    Of course if the girl rides on top, I think she should be able to wear socks too.

     

  • At 10:08 AM , Blogger Lola said...

    I am glad that there is at least one American not buying Canadian medications. No offense but really, people there should be pressuring the government in America to drop the prices instead of getting things north of the border. What is wrong with the administration there that it punishes people who cannot afford expensive medications?

    And by the way good point about the socks.

     

  • At 10:09 AM , Blogger Mike said...

    I don't really understand why I would wear socks either. Post-coital clean up maybe? But shoes give that added traction for some good nitty gritty pushin'. And girls can wear socks if they want to, but I prefer bare feet. And I love toe sucking. I'm an unapologetic foot man, yummy!

     

  • At 11:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Gross! I can't believe Chris used to suck your toes. No wonder you guys broke up =)

     

  • At 11:25 AM , Blogger Kis Lee said...

    toes!! ewwww...*retch* *pass out*

     

  • At 12:05 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    EWWWWWW! Not Chris! My OTHER ex... hehehe :P

     

  • At 12:34 PM , Blogger Yankeebob said...

    I'm surprised at all the non-toe sucking people out there. Personally, I believe if it's part of the female anatomy, it's a good place for the tongue.

     

  • At 8:12 PM , Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

    YankeeBob, that is a classic comment.

     

  • At 12:36 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    A pox on your slow-ass pharmacists, Canada! bwahahahaha :P

     

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