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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Multi-Talented Opera Divas

A famous diva and a male patron were talking in the Green Room after an opera performance.

The man says to the diva: "Madam, your voice is so exquisite! Have you any other talents equal to your beautiful singing?"

The diva blushes and motions the man to come closer. She whispers in his ear: "As a matter of fact, I can give head and sing opera at the same time!"

The man says he doesn't believe her and asks her to prove it. So, they go backstage into her dressing room and she tells him to take off his pants and sit down on one of the chairs. The man sits on one of the chairs and the diva starts to walk away from him.

"Where are you going?" asks the man.

"Oh, I can only do it in the dark. I'm going to turn the lights off. Just relax," the diva replies.

The diva turns off the lights and makes her way to the man sitting in the chair. Immediately, he feels her lips wrap around his cock and start to slide up and down the shaft. And then, she starts singing a beautiful Mozart aria. Between the incredible blowjob and the stunning vocal performance, he only lasts about a minute before he cums.

As he drove home, he thought long and hard. It was impossible! How could she give him a blowjob and sing at the same time? He was determined to find out.

The next night, he attended another showing of the opera and again he met the diva in the Green Room after the show and asked her to perform for him again. They go back to her dressing room and she tells him to take his pants off and sit down. This time, the man opts for a chair near the light switch so he can flip them on as soon as he's done cumming.

The lights turn off, and again, he feels her warm mouth take his cock in. It starts to slide up and down as she performs a stunning performance of a Pucini recitative et aria. Just like last time, the blowjob was so good and the singing so beautiful that it takes him only two minutes to cum. But as soon as he's done cumming, he flips on the lights...
















...and sees her glass eye on the table. :D

14 Comments:

  • At 6:18 PM , Blogger grace said...

    holy christ. i'm speechless.

     
  • At 6:45 PM , Blogger Jer said...

    It took me a while to get that -- but not I'm sufficiently horrified.

     
  • At 7:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    A good old fashioned skull fucking...proper-like.

     
  • At 8:15 PM , Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com said...

    AAAHHHH!! Horrible! Funny as hell, but horrible! I can't wait to tell it to someone!

     
  • At 9:42 PM , Blogger Jenn & John said...

    Wow, umm...what do i say? That was pretty graphic, but incredibly funny!

     
  • At 9:45 PM , Blogger Kis Lee said...

    eewwwwwwwwww!!!

     
  • At 4:25 AM , Blogger peachy said...

    HA!!HA!! too funny.

     
  • At 9:41 AM , Blogger Mike said...

    Truly, he who increases knowledge increases sorrow. Blech! Oh who am I kidding, I'd take some socket suction any day.

     
  • At 9:51 AM , Blogger Yankeebob said...

    I was wondering how she was doing that trick but I never *saw* that coming.

     
  • At 11:02 AM , Blogger Quyen said...

    HAHAHAHA! Mike K and YankeeBob... you guys are hilarious! :P

     
  • At 12:31 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

    Q, you so crazy!

     
  • At 12:44 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I never *saw* that coming.The diva never saw him coming either!

    Fran

     
  • At 12:45 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dang, the formatting keeps messing up my line breaks. Sorry...as you were...

    F

     
  • At 1:56 PM , Blogger Oddgirl said...

    Very funny!:)

    Michael, you're suck a freak...

     

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