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Friday, November 05, 2004

Psychic Powers

After reading Mike's blog, I couldn't resist writing my own post about the subject.

Psychic powers are real. Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Centuries ago, people thought that gravity was "witchcraft" until a scientific theory was formed and it was tested. Just because people didn't understand gravity long ago didn't mean it didn't exist. With time, we'll start to discover the true workings of our psychic powers.

Just because psychic powers aren't widely accepted doesn't mean there isn't information on research that was conducted on it. The U.S. government was a great proponent of psychic research and development during the Cold War. Russia also has well-documented information on psychic warfare research. However, their development was halted with the signing of the agreement between the U.S. and Russia to stop developing nuclear weapons. In fact, like legislature, their is a sub-clause near the bottom of the contract that specifies the end of psychic warfare development. China was never part of this contract and continues to be a major world leader in psychic warfare.

To augment the validity of other's claims on the existence of psychic phenomena are my own experiences. When I was younger, I trained to develop my own psychic powers. Everyone has different abilities and are more likely to learn certain skills rather than others. Some of these skills include, clairvoyance (viewing knowledge), clairaudience (hearing knowledge), clairirevent (sp? psychic dreams), Astral travel (out of body experiences - OBEs), telepathy, telekinesis, etc... My specialties were Astral travel, just "knowing" the future (unlike clairvoyance where you have to look at a mirror or crystal ball to see images of the future), and telekinesis. At the height of my abilities, these powers included being able to "teleport" to any location within 3,000 miles of my physical location and describe, in detail, location of furniture, north-south-east-west directions, where people were and what they were doing, how rooms were structured, colors and even events like whether a light was flickering on and off. My other power, telekinesis, is much weaker. I can give people "psychic hugs" - which make them feel warm and loved, although you can substitute pain and anguish to be distributed to the person as well. I can also "trace" shapes on a person's skin. At the height of my power, I could, at a long physical distance, give my boyfriend a "psychic blowjob" and make him cum without him even having to do anything... pretty kewl, huh? ;) Anyway, I can't do that anymore... Chris is disappointed :P

Anyway, I could get testimony about how incredible my powers are and what specifically I can do with them. My friend, Jean, feels my powers helped save her life one night, literally. It's a crazy story ;) I could get her to post it if you guys are interested :) Alas, I can't do it anymore. I denied my powers after scaring myself with a tarot reading I did without the party's knowledge, meaning I didn't tell them, and they weren't there to "suggest" things or ideas to - my own personal experiment. Everything ended up being true, and it scared me. There's a point when you even doubt your own abilites. I never really thought I had any real power; I thought it was all just for fun. But it turns out that I did. And what's more is I demonstrated my proficiencies time and time again with incredible results.

So, I guess I just have to defend psychic powers because I believe they truly do exist. Whether psychic healing exists? I don't know. I've never been successful with it. However, I do know what I experienced is real, as do those who have had the opportunity to witness it as well.

7 Comments:

  • At 11:59 AM , Blogger grace said...

    oh, man! i'm so disappointed. i was hoping you could give psycho an asskicking for me :P

     
  • At 1:53 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

    damn.. i wanna learn how to give a "psychic blowjob." hehe, how cool would that be?

     
  • At 2:32 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Wow, I thought I was schizotypal.

    I don't think anyone ever thought of gravity as "Witchcraft". An inquiring mind would have simply stated things went down because that's the way it worked (and without a helio centric concept [See Copernicus circa 1500], it certainly wouldn't have been a bad assumption. Besides, I know I like thinking the universe revolves around me, maybe I'm just megalomaniacal).

    Psychic powers are the 'God did it' of the New Age era.

    Let me guess: You are a practicing witch too.

     
  • At 4:40 PM , Blogger Quyen said...

    Oh, Anonymous! You're always causing trouble! ;) Silly rabbit, don't you know I beat you down in our last match? Oh well, here it goes again:

    So, I guess thinking of gravity as "just the way things work" is as scientific as the Earth being flat, huh? Read up more on your Dark Ages... or, for something more recent, try the witch hunts. ;)

    "God did it" of the New Age era? I can't make you believe. And I suppose, for you, "God, really, must have done it." ;)

    Personally, I think you're just jealous that you'll never experience a "psychic blowjob" ;) hehehe :P

     
  • At 10:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    >So, I guess thinking of gravity as "just the way things work" is as scientific as the Earth being flat, huh?

    Actually yes. It is just as scientific as the Earth being flat. It was a best guess model with the data that was available at the time. A difference between my science and your metaphysics is that I know my system is imperfect and that there are holes not yet explained or explained wrong in the model. Modern science doesn't always give the right answer. It merely seeks to explain through a revisable model, it's our best guess with the data we have at hand. We can show this throughout ages from Copernicus (helio-centricity) to Einstein (relativistic mechanics).

    Another poignant difference is that my method determines things by repeatable phenomena and can back it up with empirical evidence. If someone drops an apple on planet earth it WILL fall at a rate of 9.8 m/s - F(air), regardless of whether you drop it or I drop it.

    As far as reading more on my Medieval period literature, I'm up to date. And FYI, Copernicus was mid-late renaissance, not Medieval (no one but coffee shop scholars and the uninformed have called it the "Dark Ages" for years).

    As far as the witch hunts go, what of it? It wasn't scientists that led the lynch mobs, it was those nuts who either believed a girl when she said she saw mystical happenings, or pretended to believe for personal gain.

    >"God did it" of the New Age era? I can't make you believe. And I suppose, for you, "God, really, must have done it." ;)

    Did you read the previous post? I am NOT a religious person :) . What I meant by "God did it" of the new age era, was that it's people attributing their shortfalls of hatred, greed, bigotry, lack of self-control, need to feel important, inability to understand/act rationally(, etc) to doing the will of God. (Note: I cannot prove/disprove the existance of an all-mighty deity. I shall therefore choose not to believe in it/him/her/them because I have faith in my fellow humans.)

    Gravity as "witchcraft":
    Prior to 1500 it was pretty well known the earth was round, and that fact is pretty widely known outside of the coffee shop scholar / uninformed masses (actually you could go back as far as Eratosthenes, the world most famous librarian, and the idea was pretty widely prior to the fall of Constantinople). However, it wasn't until Copernicus came out with a helio-centric model that we even needed to worry about things like gravity, because up until then we were the center of the universe. Everything revolves around us in a terram-centric model, why shouldn't we stay on the ground, it's not like we're moving.

    Jeez, read your history.

     
  • At 12:48 PM , Blogger peachy said...

    I'm not sure how related this is, but one of my friends has visions of future events. She says that everyone has it when they are born and you just have to develop it. I guess she's developed or focused on hers over the years, whereas most will just try to ignore it, or keep it a secret. I think it's pretty neat, but I told her to not share any she has of me with me.

     
  • At 7:52 PM , Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

    I can't believe you would deny that ability. I would love to develop mine. I'm just too lazy.

     

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